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Level 31 Warlock | Closet Trans Latinx | Cyberpunk;er | Transhuman;ist Dream;er | Writer | Horror | Comics: DC Comics, Marvel, 2000AD, Dark Horse | LGBTQ-rights | 「She / her」 | Eternal Enemy of Claire Talon | Twitter: @lady_starshadow

Currently Playing: World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XIV
Current Jam: The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary

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cute-necromancing-misanthrope:

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relaxed-muscle:

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

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jlasses

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jloves

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and

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i’m sorry this is a formal occasion you will either need a

jie

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or a 

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@pro-gay

time to break out my

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juit

don’t forget you

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jankerchief 

We’re gonna be late hop in the 

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jar

@txepvi @seyrii

This is junforgivable

don’t forget your

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jurse

or your

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jumps.

if you get bored you bring your

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jiolin

every time this post come back to my dash is more and more horrendous

Let me tell you about 

The 1973 Levi’s Gremlin.

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Looks like just another AMC Gremlin, yeah? Well, notice the Levi’s logo on the front fender just behind the wheel well, and you know that when you get in this car, you’re in for something very… special.

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Your eyes are not deceiving you. The seats and the trunk are upholstered in GENUINE LEVI’S DENIM, complete with bronze stitching. This is not some ironic custom job from recent times, either; this was a real option offered by AMC in 1973.

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And people thought it was a good idea, even!

JEATS

Thats it, close the meme. It’s all done

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>mfw this meme is back

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“The economy car that wears the pants”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ officialfist:
“WHAT
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(Only Time by Enya starts playing as Isabelle dramatically slow mo dives through the air)
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Provided on demand because why not. :D

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

officialfist:

WHAT

(Only Time by Enya starts playing as Isabelle dramatically slow mo dives through the air)

Provided on demand because why not. :D

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

fandomsandfeminism:

“Johnny and I refer to his other personality, the part of him that is present when he beats me up — we call that the monster and have called [that] the monster for many years,” Heard said during a deposition taken in 2016. “I was petrified of the monster.”

Honestly one of the things that makes me so happy about the success of Aquaman right now is that Amber Heard is succeeding in her career and doing well professionally

While the homophobic and misogynistic worthless sack of shit who beat her has his pathetic career fail

Johnny Depp is a bigoted booze-swilling dipshit and I hope that in a few years time Amber Heard is getting more and more movie roles offered to her and seeing her life both professionally and personally full of only good things while Johnny Depp ends up a ends up just another article about which Z-list celebrity was found coked out and comatose by paramedics in a motel bathroom this week

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

babyanimalgifs:

Son I can see you

“GONNA SURPRISE HIM”

“I CAN SEE U”

“GONNA DO HIM A STARTLE”

“I AM LOOKING AT U AS U WALK TOWARD ME WHAT ARE U DOIN”

“MBLEGH IT’S ME”

(POUNCE)

“SON U ARE DOIN ME A CONCERN”

Happy 2019!

And happy (though admittingly late) holidays!

"consider this: bees with flower crowns. are the bees huge or are the flowers tiny? we may never know but at least they're cute."

Asked by mysterysolver

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Welp, my new favorite post, everyone.

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mewchamp:

“Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?”

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gay blue pink LGBT WWII color vlogbrothers Hank Green gender lgbtqia nerdfighteria Hitler sueishappy
gay blue pink LGBT WWII color vlogbrothers Hank Green gender lgbtqia nerdfighteria Hitler sueishappy
gay blue pink LGBT WWII color vlogbrothers Hank Green gender lgbtqia nerdfighteria Hitler sueishappy
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I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

Somebody show this to my sister’s fiance.

She tried to get him a pink tie for their wedding but he said pink is girly XD

Pink looks great on men!

Toblerone is halal and the far right is furious

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

charnabelle:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

fem-fatalist:

Jörg Meuthen, spokesman for Germany’s far-right AfD party, alerted his Facebook followers on Dec. 17 that the triangular treat was now halal, with a sarcastic comment about the “Islamization” of Europe. The hashtag #BoycottToblerone soon popped up on Twitter, with English-language posters noting they were now “disgusted” by the nougaty candy.

“now its ONLY halal so we have no choiche [sic] but to get it halal,” one poster wrote.

A halal designation informs people who follow halal diets, for religious or other reasons, whether they can consume a particular product.It does not mean that the product or its manufacturer now subscribes to a particular set of beliefs. Nothing about the candy bar’s recipe or production process has changed, maker Mondelēz told CNN.

what a bunch of snowflakes amirite???

Right Wingers: Liberals and left wingers get their feelings hurt by the tiniest thing! They’d never last a day in the REAL WORLD like us Manly Men Who Do Manly Men Things do

Toblerone: Oh hey this candy bar is halal

Right Wingers: (Throw a tantrum that would embarass a five year old on a sugar high)

I’d be a little worried if I had some chocolate (that didn’t contain marshmallows or something) and it wasn’t halal

I can’t stop laughing at the fact these stupid goosestepping little Nazi dog-fuckers think that the company that produces Toblerone remotely cares if they boycott their product or not

Ooooh my God. I’m TEARS right now. This is, arguably, THE best news of 2018. XD

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blanddcheadcanons:

slyelias:

hellboysource:

Hellboy (2019) Official Trailer

My child…..

I know this isn’t DC but I just wanted to ask your opinion on it. Hellboy, along with The Flash and X-Men, are what got me into comics. Collecting Hellboy trades got me through some dark times. Going in and out of institutions. They were my prize possesion in whatever dorm they’d stick me in. The Del Toro films were good because they were Del Toro films. But as I read the comics I realized how OC they were. Mignola promised Hellboy 2019 would have him more involved with the script and have “less jokes” I do see Mignola’s influence in pulling more recent storylines from the books but this seems to be way more humor. It could be just how the trailer is cut. If they just cut that stupid upbeat soundtrack I’d be more at ease. Usually I am not half as critical of trailers but I hold Hellboy close to my heart and I want this to be good. I see Hellboy has claimed Excalibur. Mignola has interesting opportunity to go a different route than his comics where instead of dying he can lead King Arthur’s sleeping army. What do you think?

I think it looks… interesting, to say the least. But you’re right, though. The tone of the movie could be completely different from the finished product, seeing that this is how the first trailer is shown and cut together. Plus the fact that the movie is supposed to be an R-Rated reboot! 

And not to mention the first poster that was shown with David Harbour as Hellboy was pretty red and hellfire-y.

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superheroesincolor:

Erathune #1 (2016)  //  Stranger Comics

Story Sebastian A. Jones, art  Sheldon Mitchell 

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